Two Pesos at a SkyTeam: China Eastern A340 Business Class

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In playful tribute to @OneMileataTime and at the prodding of @WeeklyFlyer, this lonely SkyTeam flyer presents China Eastern’s A340 and its sleepless lounger, the ultimate in “oh crap, I redeemed miles for this?”

The day started in sunny New York with bedlam at JFK T4’s gate 30. I was fortified with periodicals from the Oasis Club, and had the best Delta seat in the sky, 72K on the 747-400.

The flight was overbooked by 5 and the siren song for volunteers drew me in, knowing the China Eastern nonstop to Shanghai would get me in earlier than originally planned. I angled for a different airline but with most flights departed and others not Delta partners, I could only push so far. $800 in Delta vouchers was irresistible. Two other volunteers joined, eventually two others were denied boarding but given $1000 checks and decent alternate flights, especially the guy who got moved to ANA to Haneda.

I chatted with the gate agents as they worked on all the arrangements, which are quite time consuming when contacting other airlines. One was a snappy Chinese women with sharp quips. I said that China Eastern is improving, she said, “Really? I don’t think so.” And on the A340 “Why they fly that? It’s an antique.” She said that when thae JFK-NRT flight has a cancellation she is typically there till 2 am. The first reissue had moved me to economy, second got business to stick. The certs were a half hour issue, a $600 came out fine but issuing the next $200 required many phone calls. My suitcase had been pulled off the plane and purportedly was on its way to T1.

I ambled over to T1, checked in with the agent claiming my suitcase had arrived and was being loaded. Ha ha. I know JFK better than that.

A stop in the Alitalia lounge and on to the creaky A340.

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Welcome to the A340

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Precious cargo: mid-flight instant noodles

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Duty Free galore

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My seatmate won’t be losing his glasses

China Eastern’s service is stiff and quite inefficient. Meal services take ages as the flight attendants run back and forth with one or two beverages or drinks at a time, rather than something more systematic or using their carts. For those familiar with restaurants in China, here, too, there only seems to be one menu in the plane and the flight attendant shows it to you, taps her foot while you decide, then takes it away. The food is ok, portions small, strawberries dessicated.

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First course

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Falls asleep waiting for the main course

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Braised pork belly, Cantonese style, not Shanghainese

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Fruit plate, no special desserts

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More withered strawberries

Another quirk common to Chinese airlines is facial tissues in the bathrooms in place of paper towels. Dry your hands and spend the next hour picking off the tissue shreds.

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Tissues instead of paper towels

The seat is dreadful. Push the buttons all you want, that leg rest is not going higher. Try stuffing your feet into the seatback pocket.

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The sleepless seat

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Fully reclined and can’t see my feet

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Feet stuffed in seatback pocket

My biggest pet peeve on flights is when movies are ‘edited for content,’ and I gave up when even Salmon Fishing in the Yemen was edited.

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“Edited for content”

The amenity kit is Ferragamo. The pajamas were not to be found today but I got his and her’s sets last time and kept them unused, maybe time for a giveaway? Give one to Ben so he is spared the A340 experience, though perhaps he will try the A330?

China Eastern Ferragamo Amenity Kit

Ferragamo amenity kit

China Eastern Pajamas


No surprise that my suitcase ended up in Detroit. Many others behind me were wondering about their luggage. I got RMB 400 and a promise to deliver to my hotel if/when it arrives, which says will happen tomorrow.

Delta Delayed Luggage JFK-PVG

You know what? It doesn’t matter because I am thrilled to be back in Shanghai. However, if you want New York to Shanghai nonstop, by all means take United. Leave China Eastern for short China domestic hops. And that $800 can help with a massage to work out the crick in my back and cramp in my calf.

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[…] the crooked recliner of China Eastern’s A340, I continue my tongue-in-cheek tour of SkyTeam with Delta’s 747-400, my only true lie-flat […]

Rapid Travel Chai
9 years ago

@Shannon – the Shanghai style is the hong shao style, more red like Hunan, but smaller cubes. It is served in a pot with quail eggs and a pressed bean curd knot. I should have taken pictures yesterday!

As for the movies, I don’t know why so many were edited, I had similar issues with Korean Air but not so bad. Delta is hit or miss.

9 years ago

What will Braised pork belly in Shanghai style look like I wonder? Why “Salmon Fishing in the Yemen ” were edited? It’s a romantic movie and has no sensitive material against Chinese government. It was a movie in 2011…their entertainment collection is kinda of out of dated. Do you feel the crew treat foreign passenger better than domestic customer?


[…] Tuesday, thanks to me taking a $800 bump and Delta not getting my checked bag over to the China Eastern codeshare from JFK in time, my […]


[…] you don’t need to fly China Eastern to get there, certainly not the dreaded A340. Their A330 is supposed to be good and for short hops they are a fine airline. Along with China […]

9 years ago

I think I see bedbugs . . . just kidding

9 years ago

Have you tried the Chinese Southern A380 yet?

Rapid Travel Chai
9 years ago
Reply to  Mike

@Mike – have not tried it yet, only A380 I have flown is Korean Air.

@Kevin – I was quite friendly and they were quite desperate!

9 years ago

Delta compensated you $800 for switching you from a one stop Delta flight to a nonstop China Eastern flight? Sounds pretty cool.

9 years ago

Don’t they have an A380 now?

9 years ago

The range of a A330 is 7250 nm (A340 is up to 9000)
PVG-JFK is 7395 nm
ORD is 7050
MSP is 6700

If they had any sense, they would go one stop with a connect in MSP or at least LAX/SLC, to get benefit of connections.
I wonder why they think SFO is better for biz class c/w JFK?

Looks worse than my pesos flight to LIM from ATL on a DL 767
(should have gone with AA or LAN)

9 years ago

THank you for posting. Quite a change from your expected evening. Thanks for warning me off China Southern.

9 years ago

I flew China Eastern between PEK and SHA last month, and it was definitely a different experience. I had been tempted several times to book that direct JFK-PVG flight but after looking at the cabin pictures, I’d rather be on a 15hr southwest flight. No personal IFE either? Really comical that people will pay $6000 for that flight. On my china eastern flight, one of the flight attendants was smoking a cigarette in the lavatory, and the captain kept the cockpit door open for half the flight since he had to use the bathroom 3x on a 2 hour flight.… Read more »

Rapid Travel Chai
9 years ago

@Wanderingentrepreneur – yes personal IFE but everything seems to be edited and I do not watch edited movies.

9 years ago

The seat looks terrible (for business class, of course), but the food actually doesn’t look that bad. Unless it looks better than it tasted?

Rapid Travel Chai
9 years ago
Reply to  DW

@DW – food is fine, only the strawberries were past their sell-by date. It is just the frustration of dinner taking over an hour.

9 years ago

The FAs look like they enjoy their jobs!