Rapid Travel Chai

“Oh, look at your legs!” I blurted out in a stupid husband moment.

“Ahhhhh!”

We had been waiting for the elevator at the Park Hyatt Toronto and noticed a visual effect with the angled brass frames.

Here’s the approach:

Here’s me straight on heading down to the gym:

Here’s the side panels:

I don’t mind bulking up the leg tone, not going to show the rest. No photos of my wife exist.

We spent the rest of our stay in this otherwise unremarkable hotel jumping in and out of the elevators to not be caught.

Why consider the Park Hyatt Toronto? If you have the Hyatt credit card with its annual category 1-4 certs you may be hard-pressed to use them. We tried in LA and nothing was under Category 5.

For Payk Hyatt fans, Toronto is the only one in North America that qualifies. The category 4 and under Park Hyatts are:

• Park Hyatt Mendoza (Argentina)
• Park Hyatt Canberra (Australia)
• Park Hyatt Siem Reap (Cambodia)
• Park Hyatt Ningbo (China)
• Park Hyatt Hamburg (Germany)
• Park Hyatt Chennai (India)
• Park Hyatt Goa (India)
• Park Hyatt Hyderabad (India)
• Park Hyatt Busan (South Korea)
• Park Hyatt Saigon (Vietnam)

Hotels are not my beat, can’t say I have been to a single one on the list. Been to most of those cities and enjoyed them all.

Readers, what interesting hotel mirrors have you encountered, and keep this for a PG-13 audience!